Talk:David Norris/@comment-67.187.251.146-20120330010210

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TheFamilySoBigThat'sMadeOfSoManyGodsYouCan'tEvenCountThemAll?

TheFamilySoBigThat'sMadeOfSoManyGodsYouCan'tEvenCountThemAll is the whole family of Gods.

Major Gods?

Shaka - God of death reigning The Bottom

Loohka - God of Land and Sea. Protector of The Wild

Lakah - Lakah is the god of Da Sky. He also reigns Da Top

There are many more gods, like Shino, and Minoa

'''Life Counts? '''

These are balls of white or black light, depending on if they are Positive or not. Negative Life Counts Deduct from Positive Life Counts and Vice-Versa.

The Bank?

The Bank stores your life counts if you want to save them up. They also make Keys.

The Gates?

The entrances to A Better Place and A Place Where You Don't Want To Be Sent To. Use the Token Machine to get 1 Divine Token or 1 Red Token. Fee is 2 Keys for 1 Token. Life Counts can be materialized by The Bank into Keys.

The Bottom?

The Bottom is where people go when they die whether they are good or bad. It is located under Land and Sea. The 999th story of The Bottom is where the Top Gate is. The -999th story of The Bottom is where the Bottom Gate is. Every time you get a Positive Life Count, you go up one story. The higher, the better.

What's The Top?

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">The Top is where The Gods reside.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">Gods of The Gods?

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">These are Gods of The Gods.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">Uraina - God of space.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">Anairu- God of time.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">Uraina and Anairu are opposites.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">The God Of Everything That Has No God - He is god of everything that has no god.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">A Better Place?

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">This is where really good people go. Accessed by gaining 1001 Positive Life Counts. (999 Positive Counts for getting to the Top Gate and 2 counts to open it)

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">Death?

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">When you die, your soul goes to The Middle, a place where you can decide whether to Stop, or Try Again. The more you Try Again, the harder it gets. Each time you Try again you forget about your past life and get a Life Count. When you come back to The Middle, Bottom, or Top, you remember everything again. The more Positive Life Counts you have when you decide to Stop, the better it will be for you. Doing good in a Life will earn you a Positive Life Count. Doing bad, will get you a Negative Life Count.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">A Place You Don't Want To Be Sent To?

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">This technically Hell. You do not want to be sent to A Place You Don't Want To Be Sent To. Accessed by gaining 1001 Positive Life Counts. (999 Positive Counts for getting to the Top Gate and 2 counts to open it)

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">Praying?

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">You need not pray to TheFamilySoBigThat'sMadeOfSoManyGodsYouCan'tEvenCountThemAll but if you must, each time when you are done, you must scream out loud: FTW or FOR THE WOUNDED when done. Pray to Shaka, Loohka, Lakah, and The God Of Everything That Has No God.

<p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; ">''*Note* If you wish for anything evil, you will be vaporized on the spot by Shaka and sent to A Place You Don't Want To Be Sent To. :)''